Just when I think I’ve seen everything, along comes a Web site so unique, so startling, so fucking ridiculous that I instantly feel humbled and relieved. Because there are whole dimensions of crazy and stupid out there, and if I searched for a lifetime I could only scratch the surface. Gawd bless the Internet. And Gawd bless Something Awful for featuring this as an Awful Link of the Day. Okay, I’ll admit, this site isn’t of the “Let me go fetch the gentlemen in white coats” variety (for example?), but more of a “They can’t be serious, can they? Oh, I guess they can” sort of thing. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, put your hands together for (warning: Flash-heavy site):
See? Isn’t that awesome? Don’t you just love the overused lightning-arc effect? The hip yet tiresome quick cuts? The flying white-gloved hands? The hilariously pretentious “I appointed them as prophets to the nations” bit? The amateurishly over-the-top echo (echo) (echo) at the end? The absolutely crappy site design?
And also: mime ministry? Seriously? Wow. Those are two words I never expected to see together. Who knew there was a demand for that?